Dr. Suess and Chuck Mangione...
with a dozen french horns, 44 oboes,
a summertime Kansas vortex...
hooked to a vaccum hose-
still..... can't get a hoot.

However, in less than 45 minutes; 20 miles outside of Chicago...
for less than 350 dollars...
i can bring you a 45 caliber military grade bazooka to shoot!
600 American dineros- if you want it brand new.
If you don't have the cash on hand -
i have a cash app developed by Deutsch Bank
to accomodate your purchases to.

A great deal - 30 months before any interest is due.
If you can help me with a little Latin American coup -
We can probably swing a deal on accounting fees due.
A small 13% surcharge is tabulated and accrued
for the mayhem which ensues.

Please share a digital signature for internal tax records.
Spiritual concussion. Eternal reprecussions... -
more deliberating and devastating
than The Holocaust mixed into a stew of Bubonic Plague,
The Black Death, and the Spanish Flu.

Whether a paper clip, spit-ball chambered in a straw,
6mm pellet, or AR cartridge loaded in a full clip...
shoot from the hip.
Hop into the cock pit and.... head to Astro World.

Shoot for the moon!

The US government though... "Space Force"
now has plans for that too.
Old Mother Hubbard - sister to Goose...
lives in a Timberland Boot.
Her backyard's foliage is thick as cold molasses -
but her facade....

not as cute.

Hope you don't mind me shooting you a quick line -
as my array of bio-artificial-quantum servers reboots.

I just released my pet kraken of 22 years
back into the deepness of the south Atlantic.
Caught a little heat from Norad
because they were'nt informed of my travel plans.
I witnessed a convoy of unmarked vessels headed to Antarctica .
Saw something stranger than Giuliani's mascara-
about 800 nautical miles south east of Argentina.

You can access the report: file name "X Marina"

3 seconds was the window of time
for the Rhopalocera to exist her chryalis.
Before the winds of destiny would undermine
the traversing of our lyrical thesis.
You dropped the original dissertation and D.J. Serendipity
allowed me to do a feature on the re-mix.

Kids on saturday mornings want Kix.
Older brother wants new Kicks.
Stephen A. Smith wants drastic changes for the Knicks.
I was fiending for poetically infused nourishment
from artistically cultivated -
creatively enriched mystical manuscripts.

Thank goodness you were around for a brother -
when he needed a fix!

You came through with an ounce - when i only required a hit!
I left your corner spot of the universe - high as the filament!

Yes, i'm slightly embarrassed to admit...
I was intoxicated.
I stepped in and slipped on fresh-wet baby Sphinx excrement!
Twisted my ankle on the hot Egyptian pavement.
or is it clayment?
To this day I still experience a tinkling sensation
in my spinal column at the conjunction
of my 5th and 6th vertabrae.
THAT'S NOT... of course -
the part of this reckoning that's relevant.

I fell through a sink hole -a portal; landed in a demon's basement.
Hierglyphics donned the walls
in golden yellow and ruby rouge-shaded pigments.
A mix of metallic elements and human hemoglobin and the stench of bad omens.

There were stacked towers of boxed Jordan sneakers -

that reached the height of this subterrean cavernous Catherthal.
I assumed it would be a few hours till i would be rescued.
I was hoping for the S1Ws from Chuck D's crew.
I have mixed views about Professor Griff.
Some of his views seems askew.
The shadow government has been synthesizing
within the military industrial complex
since before the resignation
of President Nixon's second in command-
vice-president Spiro Agnew.

Through sweating praying palms-
Psalms aided me in remaining patience and calm.
Is that grammatically redundant?

Like... is it six - or is it... half of a dozen?
You're scratching your head cousin (?)
You need more information about the equation:

Paramount: What is the starting point?

If we started at 12.... It's half.
If we started at zero.....

Well,...

You do the math.

[ in the middle of heavenly conflict -
going off on intellectual inquisitive tangents?!!! ]

An Incubus tried phucking with my head -
reciting his perverted seducing mantras of ancient.

He tried 665 times.
I interupted him when he tried to recite the last binding rhyme.

(I waited that long because I was buying time.)

I wish you were there to see the look on his faces-

when i delivered 'the shine'.

The way it blew this homosexual Nephilim's
small sadistic evil-ass mind!

You would've been Tommy -slash- DMX...
sanctioning/co-signing me - pulling and blasting my 9 !



And leaving Wiz reclined -
before the waiter had time to bring our water to the table.

Christ turned aqua to wine.

I'm Sade in the moment.... I'm singing:

"Is it a Crime?"

Anybody witnessing our cypha - wants to know....
"Is it a Rhyme?!"

It's apparently... hunting season.
Like - did we really need the calendar star date....
to give us a reason!

This is the season.



Jupiter is soon due to align with Saturn.
How come 66.6%
of hollywood movie producers -
understand this astrological pattern!

Hint: They follow the script!

Also remember.... there's nothing new... under the sun.
Just re-invented. Re-interpeted.
Some say the mother ship...
has already landed. The controls were'nt manned
by George Clinton.

Peter Shilling was home chilling.
When the Martians started drilling.

Pay dirt. The Ferengi struck a mother lode of Dilithium.
I live less than 10 miles from the Pentagon...
2 subway stops from Crystal City.
Walking distant to General Dynamic's corporate offices.
I don't have a Facebook account,
Instragram, Tik-Tok... WhatsApp.

What's up Doc - I don't even have a clock.
Had one - the hands started spinning frenetically backward.
So I shot it - till the Cuckoo bird stopped cock-coo-kooing!
The second hand dropped... and like The Lox....

Fell Off!

Now, like Trump.... there's plenty of time for Golf!

Now along with RoboCop - I'm wanted by T3s,
Tom Cruise and Time-Cops!
Implementing safeguards to be digitally cautious.
I think it's safe to say - with the number of bots
our adversaries employ-
They are by now.... easily on to us.

I already know your attitude is....
"I don't give a hockey puck!"

My grandma's standing right here....
i cant use that other word.
What you say grandma?

"Nigga, I don't care if you use the word 'Phuck'!
Cause to be honest baby,....
Nana can't think of a better word that works!

It's like Castor Oil - Reliable 'One Stop'!

So,... Just let the Argon-charged negatively-polarized
Pulsar powered cannons continue to bust.
Until the primary core chamber ruptures, explodes...
or the protonic Acme branded pistons grind to a halt.

The Grammy's many years ago were hand-crafted.
The Grammy's are coming around once again -
and there's a fire hazard of so many candles in the back room-
where popular billboard artists' rhymes schemes are drafted(?!)

There's a strange draft and a pungent fleshy smell -
like epidermis burning.
Cosmic gears are churning.
There's a triple homicide - and
double meaning in the lyrics - the backup singers are learning.

Seeing Nikki Minaj accompanied by -
who appears to be the Pope (!?)
does'nt at all seem to very concerning?!
The audience finds it entertaining! -

while we squires... of The Order of Knight's Templar...
find it very discerning.
The head of the Roman Catholic Church is here -
while 'Roman's twerking!!!

When in Rome... I am not doing as the Romans.
I'll give more drama to these weak emcees -
than an action scene shot by Christopher Nolan!
While Michael Bay's back seat directing over his shoulder!!!

When Pebbles Flintstone grew up -
She made me harder than the Rosetta Stone...
I joined her at the quarry -
wanted her to discover my bone.

cause she was hotter than smoldering volcanic sulfur!
in Pre-historic Daytona.

Hot as unfiltered radiation that heated the flora.

That's not a Tyrannosaurus Rex...
notice the shape of the cranium.

A thristy three-headed dragon-
drinking water from the canal
that divides the city;

Under a blood moon -
two of the hired valet attendants are flirting...
with the sister of a pop starlet.

aka... Disney harlot.

Leaning on a Porsche 911 in the parking lot.
with North Carolina plates... the owner lives in Charlotte.

This evening - on this ominous night...
9-1-1 will be dialed alot.

21 savage juveniles are converging - in a disturbing...
trance-like consciousness when all of a sudden-
a lot of bullets rang out.

How many shots you heard? Alot!

Before the sparks danced over the gravel -
around expensive cars parked.
While propped against the G wagon -
with after-market parts
and ramped up suspension;
The attendant mentioned...

"I might be able to get you tickets.
Maybe, even back stage passes."
As he stares at their bubbly clevages,
and bovine hormone activated -
un-natural growth spurt supported - short shirt,
scantily cladded, immature asses.

Wondering the age of these lasses(?)

17, maybe 19. A stretch to say 20.
feeling sexy in authentic Fenty and Fendi.

in really extra-long cosmic-colored bionic fake eye-lashes.
with failing grades in their high school biology classes.

I forgot the number of years we've been repelling and instigating clashes.
Watching the illuminati post puppets -
Posting short clips at newly minted hash tags...
of their selfies with groupies in new Designer sun glasses.
Arrive-in-Style to the pagan awards shows.... aka ceremonies;
in convoys of 'S' and 'E' classes
and midnight black armor-plated bullet-proof SuVs .

Dignitaries, Celebrities, Heads of State, and V-i-P-s.

Zipping by the regional commuter buses
that transports the working masses.
in Luxury cars. whose brand's name is also a common moniker
and alias for exotic dancers and neophyte porn stars.

The Holy Trinity mocked by Lutherfarians driving Mercedes.
Driving Miss Daisy crazy.
As crazy as a Stan with no access to Slim Shady.
Crazy like Kim Jong-un thinking he could drain the Pacific
and dis-honorabally discharged the U.S. Navy.

Light bearers adorned in the baubles of decadent wealth -
Laden with enough precious metals
to finance Haiti's Department of Health.
However, Haitian babies are peddled like pelts.
International black markets... literally(!)
Trade you like a leather belt. Historically.
Hustle you like Fast Eddie Felson.

Clown you like Richard Dawson
joking with Charles Nelson...
Riley?

My bad. I have to limit my pop cultural references to dates post...
the invention of the ipad and the introduction of Miley...
Cyrus to the mainstream.

We've been spitting more bars than you're find in Belfast
and we ain't loosing steam.
I've been loosing alot of sleep...
working all night on
manifesting Martin's Dream.

I'm back to the fat cats showing up to fulfill their masonic duties.
They usher in the singers like jurors on a jury.
Those are HK 7's being yielded by the shiek's security.
Accompanied by Bollywood's most alluring actress and
a host of mesmerizingly beautiful woman wearing a pirate's trove
of 18th century ornate jewelry
and gawdy modern comtemporary bling.

Persians and Arabians. Parisians with Swiss air kissed skin.
Malaysians. 33 Flavors of Asian.
and Super Model Ukrainians,
relatives maybe of Melania's from Sloveina.
Mega-Millionaire Princes who claim
they can make it rain;

like Jehovah did
when Noah went out hydroplaning.

Help me Dear Lord... as a tear drop falls...
from the well of my left eye-
when i glimpse her amazing...

features.

This Siren. is more alarming than squad cars on the block.

Padget quick - bond me securely
to that tower of Peavey Speakers.
Don't let me get sucked in by this marvelous creature!

Don't let the succubus -onto the tour bus.
Or, it could spell the doom of all of us!

The eye is over the pyramid on the dollar bill.
It also says... "In God we Trust"

This is almost as shocking as finding
Stark Industry munitions pointed at us!
Obadiah -
is such a mutherphuckin magnificeint liar.

Don't call Hammer.... when you need a Carpenter.
Whistling for the stage coach -when you want the horse?!

Focus on the solution. Not the problem.
Peter's feet got wet when he lost his focus...
and placed it on the sea's turbulence.

Even Jack Sparrow understood:
to paraphase him....

"The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude about the problem."
In there somewhere,... please place Captain(!)

We've been rocking without titles, and captions.
Without hooks, without concern for crooks...
without refering to our notebooks...

We've advanced the cause for Affirmitive Action!

Without wearing Versace....
we're lifting off from the runway in grand fashion!

with more style than Louis Vutton and Yve St. Laurent...

I'm also sporting & profiling; AND representing for
The House of Padgett !

What's gonna happen when we release the dammed up waters.
and redefine the coastline.
When we add percussion and the thump of the bassline.
When we hand some dvds,
make available free mp3s,
embed flash-formated videos on computer screens.

Swinging at the Pinata to rupture the stallion's spleen.

Nervous fans watching from the bleachers.
On the instant replay - they can more clearly see...
we have father's features.

They say: i have his nose.
They said: You have father's eyes.

They said, "Y'all think... y'all all that"....
when He gave us the keys to the ride.

They ain't saying shit, Now.

After, we upended the traffic pattern...
when we executed the drive by.

Let's Pause for a moment of silence.


4,3,2,1,...... Zero.


Launch the Tridents

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by the artists: Mark Padgett ( aka Agent Padgett )

and 'One Flower Ninja Magic'.....
  aka james francis Cell (202) 539 -5501

Email : helpeachother @ winning . com

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